you: *hears me in the aisle next to yours in a cvs whispering to what you think are my children*
me: are you guys hungry? i’m so sorry they don’t feed you. i’m always glad to see you, and i know you’re glad to see me when i bring you some trea-
you: *starts walking down the aisle and sees me feeding bird food to the electronic dancing santas*
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